Hey Santaaaaa.

Dear Fat Santa,

All I want for Christmas is to be A Girl La.



Love,
A Man La.

He's avoiding it and so am I; we're good that way.

Hello PEOPLE!
Sooooooo, it's Christmas eve. Hmmmmm.
I didn't go to get my results cause I'm a big wuss. =/

Chat with Clement Tan yesterday night. It was good to keep up with him. :)
Am at my cousin's brother place in Malacca now and the next 3 days.
Penis is here too in Malacca. Hee.
I rather spend my Christmas with Minn Hwei though. =((((((
She's all alone with her mother. Oh my.
It's my job to rescue her. I'm a failure. ==

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO Y'ALL! ♥

Thank you Money Tree for everything.

On a cold night, my phone suddenly rang. Know your enemy by Green Day was playing. I quickly got up and ran to my phone for I thought somebody important needs me.

I answered it without knowing and look at the caller ID's name: Tim Patrick's annoying friend.

Without hesitating, I just hung up like that and crawled back into my bed.

For once, I feel rude.

Oh, hello.

Tan Jen ruined my morning.

Fine, I cari pasal aje. Not his fault at all but it was sooooooooooooooo gay! Like really gay

SUPER JELAK YOU KNOWWWW!

OHMYGOD, I'm having goosebumps now. Ughh.

By the way, Facebooooook is full of retards spilling out their feelings about tomorrow.

That's all I read! TOMORROW, TOMORROW, TOMORROW.

What are you people now? Annie?

Jeeeeez people, get a life. I don't even wanna know the results and I'll be in Malacca. :)

Sooooo, today's my last day. :(

Just got my check! HAHAHAHAHA.

No, I'm not gonna take picture of it and post it on my blog like those typical annoying ewwww girls.

All I want to say is, I GOT MY CHECKKKK. :)

I ada bonus too. Wah lao, my boss super nice la. I don't even deserve a bonus. I didn't dare to tell him that though. Very pai sei. Hehheh.

I wanna work at MT again. Not because of the money but they're a bunch of awesome people. :)

Gay Face.

After praying my grandparents, my dad took my sister and I to go get the PSP Slim 3000 series for my sister and I get 30% of the ownership.
It's either laptop or PSP. She already have a laptop.
Then played badminton with a bunch of cousins, slept over at cousin's, swam, bowled.


My 9 year old cousin brother: Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, lets go shower!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He's so cute.
He also kept asking us if we wanna see his ass.
Anyway, he showed it to us. LOL. Kids...

He didn't know that his dad and mine are brothers. LOL.
He bullies his dad like how I bully mine.
No wonder we're cousins. :D

Am now talking to Tan Jen through MSN. Updated gay face's blog. :D

Never walk alone.

Liverpool is no longer walking alone cause
Man United is side by side with em.

My mother barged in my room shouting at me for sleeping at 6pm.
She wanted me to sleep later.
What a control freak; she needs a slap.

Prayed my grandparents. It's good to see my cousins again.
Mother: Gen ah gong, ah ma jiang hi.
Me: They can't hear us la cause they're dead. Jeez. ==

Freak. Ahha.


Liverpool should just hang themselves. Not only are they losing matches but fans(like my dad) too.
Who's walking alone now, eh?
Well apparently MU just joined them. Hee.

Paintball is tiring.

CK: You wanna see my face?
I thought it wasn't that important so I said tomorrow.
Then he invited me to webcam with him and he showed me this face.
I love my fat mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

I gave sexy Jon massages. Oh, his body's really sexy.
Not only did I give him massages, he too gave me massages.
He even demanded for massages. Hahahaha.
Put aside that Mh, Josh and I also exchange massages.
Sexy jon gave me massages. Wooooo. Hahahaa.
Cheau Wei couldn't join us cause she was having cramps. Bummer.

After that, went to play paintball with Wei rhys, Chee Ken, Ah Boon, Jiang nam, Jin Yoong and Shannon.
ALL OF THE GIRLS couldn't make it. ==
After we played 2 rounds, a bunch of random hardcore looking Chinese people asked if we wanna play against them.
I sooooo prefer the "jungle" cause it's bigger and I can run about without getting hit fast.
Anyway, those Chinese people reminds me of Jhen Hau. Very kia su. :D Only play 2 rounds with them.

It's pretty tiring. My whole shirt was wet after 2 games.
At the end, only 3 people had extra bullets so they had a 1 on 2 match.
Chee Ken sangat ke poh. He went in without any gun and just stand there waving his arms in the air.
The referee was signaling Wei Rhys, Jin Yoong and Shannon to aim for Chee Ken.
"Tembak itu baju putih! Baju putih!"
So the 3 of em gang bang-ed Chee Ken.
OMG, his bruise is bad, mannn. Hahahaha.

The only place I was hit was my boob. == Shannon la! Hahaha.
Was quite sleepy so I could say I wasn't that fun. :(((((
I curse Chee Ken for his broken Alphard. Because of that, we had to take the bus.
I don't mind but we were so stupid; we waited at the wrong bus stop. Then it rained and the bus stopped was at the other side of the road. We had to wait for 1 and the half hour for the rain to stop.


Tan Jen got his new fuh yoh laptop and am now talking to him online but he had to go call some other person.
Thinking about it makes me laugh. :)


I-ate-ribs. Oh, I feel fatter already.

Just shut up.

So like all I did today was trashed at Cheau Wei's after school and see her get her half an hour haircut.
I have noooooooooo comment for her hair since her mother- the lawyer - trimmed it. +)
She's so engrossed with the anime I introduced her till she sleeps at 3 am in the morning. That ain't healthy man. Even I know that without my psychotic mother telling me. 1 am's the latest for me.

Go sleep, love! Crazy leukemia girl. Hahaha. :)


I'm gonna sleep too. Gonna go play paintball after helping out at school. It would just be me and the guys. ALL of the girls can't make it. ==. I was hopping Alvina can go. =/
Yeah, I'm gonna help out at school for 3 days and I have to wake up at 7 in the morning. I feel awesome for once.



P/s: Shuddap about the results; shut-up. Like, just shut up.Some of us don't need to know when is it coming out.

They wanna aim my AH HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm at Cheau Wei's house now cause I want to.

Oh, today's my mother's birthday but she's gonna celebrate her birthday with PARKSON. Weird woman. Anyway, since that woman's not home tonight, I'm gonna get my dad to take me out for RIBS. :D

These are a couple things that happened in Bukit Merah.

No1. I asked a customer how much is a Ramli burger. My sister laughed her ass off. ==

No2. My dad stopped at a R&R an I just woke up. So, I headed to the toilet and suddenly my sister was like "Eh! Where are you going? It's here". She points at the women toilet sign.

Then I realized, oh ya hor, I'm not a guy.

LOL. I think the 2 ladies behind me laughed. ==

Anyway, woke up 7 in the morning just to go to school to help out. So not me but whattheheck. I don't wanna stay at home with a couple of lunatics.

Tomorrow, I either go play paintball with the guys or hang out with Cwei, Mh and the twins at McD or Ou with TJ.

I prefer paintball. I miss the guys. :)

Love is all you need. ♥

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All you need is love.

Imy. Probably cause now I know what I'm missing. Sort of. Hmmmmm. :)
Work was boring cause I was surrounded with either super quiet people or obnoxious people. Where are the fun people? Vivek couldn't make it. ==

Timothy Patrick's gonna get it from me when school starts because his friend had a glimpse of me which is badddddd cause boys are getting blind.

Talking to Chee Ken now.
I want my FAT MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ='(

I just realized that I don't smile at people I barely know accept for that Indian hobo looking♥ dude who cycled pass me the other day. I gave him a huge smile.
Does that make me UNFRIENDLY?
Cause I'm SUPER friendly.
Well, not so much to lame obnoxious people.
*halo*.

Why is JON so sexyyyyy?

Slept late at night just to talk to Cheau wei and watch What happens in Las Vegas(2 thumbs up). I wanna watch it again.
Thanks, CHAAAA Wei! <3.

Woke up at 7am just for tuition then went to Cheau Wei's house then walked to OU with SEXY JON, cheer whore and Josh. Erin wore heels. Crazy woman. :)

Minn Hwei and Josh planned a mini picnic just for us. Jiang nam and Chee Ken didn't join us though. =(((( I miss my fat man.
Ate at burger king then watch Princess and the Frog(one thumb up). Unfortunately it rained so we didn't get to have our picnic. :(
Jon is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy. So sexy, I just wanna eat him up. Haha, just kidding.
We spent 1 hour at some kopi tiam playing some ridiculous games. OMG, I wanted to die.

Josh thinks I'm retarded and funny.
He's so sweet. :)
BTW, I saw a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT Indian dude.
I mean seriously hot. Damn.

Jon is such a gentleman.
But it brings my ego down cause I'm A MAN LA!
I'm so lameeee. Ahha.




"Pew, pew". Hahaha.



I didn't dye my hair.


Eff-ed face poser. But I still loveeeeee you. :)

Hardcore Chinese people and their hardcore Chinese wedding.

Daddy. Cheau Wei. Me.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Wei.
It's Cheau wei.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Wei.
Hahahahahaha.
==.

After Minn Hwei left that day, I spent 1 hour cleaning up. I'm not gonna let her go home until my house is clean. My small soft hands isn' that smooth anymore. Yay. Haha.


It was the MOST BORING 2 AND A HALF DAYS ever(accept for that road trip to Bukit Merah with my dad and my sister).
I went to my mother's side's cousin's wedding. I don't even talk to the bride. ==
My present was not needed AT ALL.
By the way, it was a hardcore Chinese wedding. Ohmygod, those people had full blasting karaoke and it lasted 2 hours long.
I had to stuff tissues into my ears. Even after that, the music was still freaking loud. I can't even hear myself talk!
My guy cousin didn't go and I was so bored. ==

HOI, CHEE SANG!

Minn Hwei came to my house to bake. Cheau Wei, Erin, TJ and Vivek couldn't make it. :( Anyway, we made shortbread cookie first then cheesecake. The cookie was a failure but the cake was AWESOME!

I thought the floor was oily so I moped it then Amelia and Minn hwei got the floor oily again so I had to mop it again.
After for a while, the floor felt oily and sticky then I was like "Why is the floor oily?!"
MH: Oh, it's my foot.
I HAD TO WIPE THE FLOOR, AGAIN FOR THE 3rd TIME! OHMYGOD. HAHAHAHA.
And we were laughing so hard till I fell down. Hahaha.
Amelia, Minn Hwei and I played some Mathematic board game.
Talked with Minn Hwei and stuff then she had to go home early. ==.





P/S: My mother is not in till tomorrow. :D

Everybody knows I love Indians.

I can't remember what have I been doing the pass few days. I know I wanted to blog about a few things but I can't remember.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mother nature should be sued.

Where the hell did she come across the idea of women having period?

==. I kena by my sister gao gao cause she was having her period.

OHMYGOD, I tell you. That girl needs to learn how to control her hormones.

She came in the room and started shouting at me.

"What are you playing? Restaurant city?"

"Mmm" I said.

"I SAID WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING? WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?"

And she started kicking the chair, hitting me with a towel.

I said yes already.

In the end, she got into a fight with my mom and my dad took me out. Stupid women.

Anyway, Erin called and we talked. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that totally felt good. I felt much better.

Erin and cwei couldn't come to my house kerana takde transport. =(((((