Some magazine interviewed me. They needed some photos. They wanted me to pose! POSE!? I even wore LIPGLOSS! It's horrible. It taste disgusting. Look at this
Ugh! It's like first time wearing sanitary pad. I can't talk nicely. My mother say: It's okayy, talk normally. It'a ate able.
Amelia suggested we play Would You Rather.
Me: Would you rather fuck a dog or a cat?
Amelia: Dog. Wait, cat. Wait, dog. Wait, I seriously can't decide.
Me: Would you rather fuck a cow or a goat?
Amelia: Goat. Wanna know why?
Me: oh, no no no. No no no.
Amelia: Cause' cow is much more heavier.
Amelia: My turn to ask you. Would you rather put a dick in your pussy hole or suck one?
My father chuckled and I was astonished.
Me: Put one in my pussy hole.
Amelia: Pull daddy's dick till 10 inch long or pull's mommy's nipple?
Me: Pull mommy's nipple.
Me: Cause' I want her dead.
Amelia: What time is it?
Amelia: oh, let's sleep.
Amelia: not together, ahh.
Sarah Silerman was fucking Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel's bloody mad so
he went fucking Ben Affleck.
Some random pictures.
They're counting the seeds. ==
Was on a date with Chrysty.
Never felt stupider.