V: Why is she copying so fast?
Josephine: Because she's in the hurry to give birth.
The boys guessed whether if I'm having period and they're right. Then Ching Ching told the boys that when girls have their periods, their boobs grows.
Josephine: Why don't you use the towel and wipe your vigina?
Me: I'll get it stained. What else?
Josephine: Let your father smell.
V: did you ever tried touching it?
Josephine: Try jumping.
V: What other colour beside red?
So, that's how those supid question came around.
-Amanda, wet wet.
After Liang Ian knew, he started saying:
-Later ahh, your boobs grow bigger, you go olympic and you need to wear something for your big boobs.
Who's gonna date him, man...
Cikgu: Josephine, how are you*?
Cikgu: Kenapa tidur? Buat apa?
Josephine: Tak apa pun.
Me: Dia cucuk perempuan hingga letih. Cucuk, cucuk.
Teacher gave me a face. =D
Puan Hani didn't come so Yusmidah's the relief teacher. (shit)
Chee Ken: She's not a monkey, she's King Kong.
My sister assumed a rapist for a monk.