Who is Chuck Norris?
He's Mr. Awesome.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
If God can walk to water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.
There are no disable people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself, he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Why don't we see Chuck Norris on the Miss Universe judge panel? Because he is too busy with Miss Multiverse.
Chuck Norris is the only guy who can eat a banana without looking gay.
Lord Voldemort describe Chuck Norris as "He who must not be named.".
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He just scare the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris made Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris boiled the water twice to make holy water.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movie as The Force.