Two friends and I were walking back from the field and we saw a two feet tree.
Xin Lin: You know how ninjas can jump so high? Because from young, they start jumping over small trees. As they grow up, the tree grew along with them. That's why they can jump so high.
XIN LIN'S JUST SO CUTE. I WANNA BRING HIM HOME. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE. When I knew I didn't get A for English, he comforted me. IT FELT DAMN GREAT. HE'S SEXY, FUNNY, SMART, WARM and not my type.