#1. Jesus Christ.
#2. Bacon strip.
#3. Maceverus. N Tan a.k.a Mac Nugget.
Thought, I would rethink number 1. Don't want people to think I'm insulting Christianity.
Although I'm an atheist, I have no whatsoever intention of causing controversial fights among friends.
Not that lifeless.
Jesus Christ is just a really dope ass name; hands down.