Bugger doesn't start crying until the 15th onion? That's pretty amazing. I would be crying buckets by my 4th onion. Pretty amazing and how he moves around in the kitchen is just art. My uni should just give him his certificate and his money back.
He looks like a real as dodgy fellow but all he is is a bundle of joy and laughter. And to look like art just by moving about in the kitchen is just pretty amazing.