Fat: SOB SOB NEED. TO. LOSE. WEIGHT.
6 kg skinnier: Fuck it doesn't feel right.
Fat: O M G NEED. TO. FEEL. SKINNY
It's tough being a girl. I don't know what I want.
Ingrid Michaelson wants to give everyone nice sweaters when she gets rich. I want to stuff ice cream into everyone's mouth.
Eating NZ's McD's vanilla ice cream is like having fireworks in my mouth. It's too damn good to believe.
IT'S JUST THAT GOOD. I WANT TO BUY EVERYONE ICE CREAM. YOU GOTS TO FEEL MY MOMENTARY HAPPINESS. IT'S PURE NO KIDDING BRO