Lee grabbed a fingernail cutter and started clipping my toenails. It was fucking dirty with all the mud I stepped on while having the time of my life with the kids. AND HE CLEANED IT UP. IT LOOKS FUCKING CLEAN. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HOW CLEAN IT IS.
And he asked me why i wrote 'domestic' on his online dating profile.
Showed him what I wrote. Bloody dating site deleted my profile. I mean Lee's profile. I worked hard for 5 minutes to write almost 1000 words okay.
'I don't play any sports. The only sport I would play would be your vagina.' He doesn't believe that's all me. Thinks I stole it from somewhere.